File Under: Ultimate Hide n’ Seek
Am I the only one that fantasizes about alien invasions? Yeah, that’s right. I sometimes imagine bizarre species being spotted outside my window and earth being under attack. I feel like, I’d be one of the few that would make it. I know what you’re thinking. You? You who has a difficult time inserting dvds into the Red Box machine? You who can never quite relax in the presence of birds. (I don’t trust anything with a beak) Even still, I am cool in crisis. (When someone needs a band-aid, I don’t freak out about their injury) Plus, I’m very resourceful. (I’m not referring to homemade gifts and/or “deluxe cuisine” that I’ve conjured up with top ramon and ketchup) I’m saying, I could survive. I watched a LOT of Little House On The Prairie during my formative years. In addition to this, I played Oregon trail and often went exploring through my ‘hood in my wonder woman get-up or as Amelia Earhart (scarf, goggles and my bike/plane). I have some knowledge, catching lizards and twirling the lasso of truth.
SIDE NOTE: Not that it matters when trying to preserve mankind, but in the event that “it’s happening” I’ve always wanted to wear some futuristic type suit. It would almost be rude not to wear something metallic and impractical when guests from the galaxy arrive. Obviously if other life form has made it to our planet, they certainly have the smarts to invent and enjoy the TV, therefore they’ve been exposed to our vision and/or iconic take on what attire would be worn during such a meeting. Again, they’d expect us to dress up. I mean, seriously, I’d need the right threads to make the whole experience more meaningful.